do they make a jersey like this?

No ride yesterday; I was on an all-clear-liquids diet preparatory to a colonoscopy today (one of the appurtenant travails of age; these older model vehicles may have certain charms, but we do require extra maintenance), and I wasn't sure I could do dozens of miles without solid sustenance. The colonoscopy requires total anaesthesia, and to remind the medical staff to be attentive, patients are issued the yellow armband in the picture below:

I think I might need a bike jersey with that legend.