Monday, September 17, 2012

the rules

Rule #1 // Obey The Rules.

Rule #3 // Guide the uninitiated.

Rule #7 // Tan lines should be cultivated and kept razor sharp.

Friend Dave H forwarded a link to this list of The Rules, from Velominati.

Rule #14 // Shorts should be black.

That one makes sense.

Rule #24 // Speeds and distances shall be referred to and measured in kilometers.

That one doesn't.

Rule #33 // Shave your guns. 

Nope. No way.

To see the rest of 'em, so you can decide which ones are important (Rule #5 // Harden The Fuck Up.) and which are not (Rule #11 // Family does not come first. The bike does.), check out the link above (opens in a new tab, of course).

Rule #4 // It’s all about the bike.

Sorry, Lance. I'm afraid they're right about that one.

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