irrational birthday integers

Y'wanna know why we hate math? it's because this doesn't sound all that far-fetched:

It might be too small. Go check out the original. (God would love you more if you checked out that comic every weekday, anyway.)

For all I know, there may actually BE a Fournier-Goldman Happiness Transform function. It doesn't sound all that different from the math that Randall Munroe talks about in xkcd.

("Irrational birthday integers", indeed. Hrmph.)