I've got a birthday in a bit over a week. It's my Heinz birthday; I'll have as many years as Heinz (used to have) varieties.
(I guess you've gotta be d'un certain age to get this, because the current Heinz logo (available on this page) is one of those boring new streamlined could-be-anything corporate logos - but when I was growing up, "Heinz: 57 Varieties" was all over everything they sold... which at one point, according to at least one not-too-reliable source, included over 1300 varieties.)
Sheesh. I hope I never get that old.